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Ric
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21st Post Sun Nov 4th, 2007 04:33 pm | |
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albertmorris wrote: NOW we have a thread! "Dumfounded" and "to boot...." Tennisgal, this reminds of few conversations on my youth.....
What if God's secretary made a typo....instead of creating the sun, moon and planets, she'd typed "plants." Then the question becomes whether we lived on a really large ficus, or what if we traveled from one area to another by bamboo? 
Reminds me of a funny story about a young monk hearing horrible, excruciating screams coming from the catacombs.... Upon investigating, he finds one of his peers banging his head on the wall... he asks what is wrong, to which the older monk replies..." It was a typo! The word was CELEBRATE!"
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churchlady
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22nd Post Sun Nov 4th, 2007 05:04 pm | |
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| Why would anyone want to drink fake coffee?? I don't even like instant coffee. IMHO, it tastes just like warmed over coffee.
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gumpbowl
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23rd Post Sun Nov 4th, 2007 05:23 pm | |
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| Good question.
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Ric
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24th Post Sun Nov 4th, 2007 06:31 pm | |
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| and.. good point....
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churchlady
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25th Post Sun Nov 4th, 2007 06:40 pm | |
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| Had to clean ants out of my coffee machine this morning. Why can't they just leave me the heck alone...esp my coffee machine. That's the last thing I feel like doing when I first get up!!
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albertmorris
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26th Post Sun Nov 4th, 2007 10:49 pm | |
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I am a fan of Postum....used to drink it as a kid with parents when they had coffee. It is all natural stuff, no caffeine, and tastes great with honey and cinnamon.
While most real-deal coffee drinkers are not fans (Ric and most of the free world), I drink it as a hot morning beverage. Oh, during colder times, it is great with Rumplemintz by the fire.
Ric - liked the Monk joke.
Just came from the kitchen and I was corrected by the lovely Mrs....Postum is not a coffee substitute unless one considers tea a coffee substitute....it is just a different beverage some choose to drink hot.
Last edited on Sun Nov 4th, 2007 11:08 pm by albertmorris
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Benbrook Susie
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27th Post Mon Nov 5th, 2007 06:38 am | |
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Is Mrs. Morris realted to Kenaus ?? 
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albertmorris
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28th Post Tue Nov 6th, 2007 01:48 am | |
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Benbrook Susie wrote: Is Mrs. Morris realted to Kenaus ??
I think she bought a house from him....
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gumpbowl
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29th Post Tue Nov 6th, 2007 07:05 am | |
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| Neato
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churchlady
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30th Post Tue Nov 6th, 2007 03:13 pm | |
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| Anyone wanna buy my house??? I NEED to sell it soon!
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gumpbowl
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31st Post Tue Nov 6th, 2007 07:01 pm | |
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| Almost wish I could.
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albertmorris
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32nd Post Tue Nov 6th, 2007 07:31 pm | |
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churchlady wrote: Anyone wanna buy my house??? I NEED to sell it soon!
You looking to move? What area of town is it in (if I talk to anyone interested)?
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churchlady
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33rd Post Tue Nov 6th, 2007 07:56 pm | |
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It's a small low maintenance 1980's 3 BR, 2BA garden home in South Irving. It's on a nice quiet tree lined street with a rear entry two car garage. If I can avoid paying a realtor, I would come down on the price.
I'm looking for about $110,000 which would make for a decent payment if someone was looking to get out of apartments.
Last edited on Tue Nov 6th, 2007 07:59 pm by churchlady
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albertmorris
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34th Post Fri Nov 16th, 2007 08:20 pm | |
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A litter of pups. Don't litter in the park. A litter more. A litter is a bit more than a quart....
Any more?
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gumpbowl
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35th Post Sat Nov 17th, 2007 05:34 am | |
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| Litter A Lee
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Benbrook Susie
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36th Post Sat Nov 17th, 2007 07:21 am | |
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gumpbowl wrote: Litter A Lee
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gumpbowl
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37th Post Sun Nov 18th, 2007 05:40 am | |
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Ric
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38th Post Sun Nov 18th, 2007 05:41 pm | |
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"There are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary. And there are 108 stitches in a baseball. When I learned that, I gave Jesus a chance."
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albertmorris
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39th Post Sun Nov 18th, 2007 07:32 pm | |
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Alley Ooop, alley cat, alle breve, bowling alley, Gene Alley.....
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Ric
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40th Post Sun Nov 18th, 2007 08:45 pm | |
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| Frog Alley
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