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Stoli
Orphie is a SBWLLHCE!!!!!!!!
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21st Post Thu Aug 21st, 2008 03:33 pm | |
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Orphie wrote: I'd know the hands too Patsy! Those darn nails!
And guys guys guys...... get a grip.. Not everyone wakes up "pretty" in the morning.. In fact very few.
But.. plftttttttttt to Barbara!
My girlfriend hardly wears any makeup if any and is gorgeous when she wakes up in the morning.
Never been a fan of women that wear a ton of make up....I remember a girl I went home with in college and she went in the bathroom and took off her make up, she came out and I was like "hey where did the other girl go". False advertising.
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I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.
Mark Twain
Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has no heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.
Winston Churchill
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jody
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22nd Post Thu Aug 21st, 2008 03:34 pm | |
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| You can patch a house all you want, but if it has a bad foundation the cracks will eventually show.
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Orphie
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23rd Post Thu Aug 21st, 2008 03:43 pm | |
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Stoli wrote: Orphie wrote: I'd know the hands too Patsy! Those darn nails!
And guys guys guys...... get a grip.. Not everyone wakes up "pretty" in the morning.. In fact very few.
But.. plftttttttttt to Barbara!
My girlfriend hardly wears any makeup if any and is gorgeous when she wakes up in the morning.
Never been a fan of women that wear a ton of make up....I remember a girl I went home with in college and she went in the bathroom and took off her make up, she came out and I was like "hey where did the other girl go". False advertising.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa good thing your a man, you wouldn't have time for make up with that whole 3 button thingie you have going on.. 
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CactusHopper
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24th Post Thu Aug 21st, 2008 03:51 pm | |
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OnTexasTime wrote: at least they did not catch her doing a Britney Spears spread shot They did....they call it "Willie Nelson".
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CactusHopper
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25th Post Thu Aug 21st, 2008 03:51 pm | |
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Stoli wrote: Orphie wrote: I'd know the hands too Patsy! Those darn nails!
And guys guys guys...... get a grip.. Not everyone wakes up "pretty" in the morning.. In fact very few.
But.. plftttttttttt to Barbara!
My girlfriend hardly wears any makeup if any and is gorgeous when she wakes up in the morning.
Never been a fan of women that wear a ton of make up....I remember a girl I went home with in college and she went in the bathroom and took off her make up, she came out and I was like "hey where did the other girl go". False advertising.
You whore.......................LOL
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Zephyr
Official Bourbon Taster
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26th Post Thu Aug 21st, 2008 03:52 pm | |
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| Hopper, how's that inflatable doll look in the morning?
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Stoli
Orphie is a SBWLLHCE!!!!!!!!
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27th Post Thu Aug 21st, 2008 04:16 pm | |
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CactusHopper wrote: Stoli wrote: Orphie wrote: I'd know the hands too Patsy! Those darn nails!
And guys guys guys...... get a grip.. Not everyone wakes up "pretty" in the morning.. In fact very few.
But.. plftttttttttt to Barbara!
My girlfriend hardly wears any makeup if any and is gorgeous when she wakes up in the morning.
Never been a fan of women that wear a ton of make up....I remember a girl I went home with in college and she went in the bathroom and took off her make up, she came out and I was like "hey where did the other girl go". False advertising.
You whore.......................LOL
I was in college man.......girl was a cheerleader, so her body made up for it BIG TIME
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I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.
Mark Twain
Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has no heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.
Winston Churchill
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CactusHopper
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28th Post Thu Aug 21st, 2008 04:19 pm | |
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Stoli wrote: CactusHopper wrote: Stoli wrote: Orphie wrote: I'd know the hands too Patsy! Those darn nails!
And guys guys guys...... get a grip.. Not everyone wakes up "pretty" in the morning.. In fact very few.
But.. plftttttttttt to Barbara!
My girlfriend hardly wears any makeup if any and is gorgeous when she wakes up in the morning.
Never been a fan of women that wear a ton of make up....I remember a girl I went home with in college and she went in the bathroom and took off her make up, she came out and I was like "hey where did the other girl go". False advertising.
You whore.......................LOL
I was in college man.......girl was a cheerleader, so her body made up for it BIG TIME
Excuse me.............Uppity whore..................LOL
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Stoli
Orphie is a SBWLLHCE!!!!!!!!
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29th Post Thu Aug 21st, 2008 04:24 pm | |
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CactusHopper wrote: Stoli wrote: CactusHopper wrote: Stoli wrote: Orphie wrote: I'd know the hands too Patsy! Those darn nails!
And guys guys guys...... get a grip.. Not everyone wakes up "pretty" in the morning.. In fact very few.
But.. plftttttttttt to Barbara!
My girlfriend hardly wears any makeup if any and is gorgeous when she wakes up in the morning.
Never been a fan of women that wear a ton of make up....I remember a girl I went home with in college and she went in the bathroom and took off her make up, she came out and I was like "hey where did the other girl go". False advertising.
You whore.......................LOL
I was in college man.......girl was a cheerleader, so her body made up for it BIG TIME
Excuse me.............Uppity whore..................LOL
I was an equal opportunity provider in college, soroity girls, cheer leaders (more then once, roommates that were on the squad), pom-pom girls, couple of hot little teacher's assistants (helped me pass a couple of classes), even my fair share of G.D.I's..............guess I was an uppity whore....LOL!!!!!
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I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.
Mark Twain
Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has no heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.
Winston Churchill
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CactusHopper
Former Member
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30th Post Thu Aug 21st, 2008 04:26 pm | |
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Stoli wrote: CactusHopper wrote: Stoli wrote: CactusHopper wrote: Stoli wrote: Orphie wrote: I'd know the hands too Patsy! Those darn nails!
And guys guys guys...... get a grip.. Not everyone wakes up "pretty" in the morning.. In fact very few.
But.. plftttttttttt to Barbara!
My girlfriend hardly wears any makeup if any and is gorgeous when she wakes up in the morning.
Never been a fan of women that wear a ton of make up....I remember a girl I went home with in college and she went in the bathroom and took off her make up, she came out and I was like "hey where did the other girl go". False advertising.
You whore.......................LOL
I was in college man.......girl was a cheerleader, so her body made up for it BIG TIME
Excuse me.............Uppity whore..................LOL
I was an equal opportunity provider in college, soroity girls, cheer leaders (more then once, roommates that were on the squad), pom-pom girls, couple of hot little teacher's assistants (helped me pass a couple of classes), even my fair share of G.D.I's..............guess I was an uppity whore....LOL!!!!!
Excuse me.................Bragging uppity whore...................LOL
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OnTexasTime
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31st Post Thu Aug 21st, 2008 05:11 pm | |
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Zephyr wrote: Hopper, how's that inflatable doll look in the morning?
deflated I am a guessin
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Will
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32nd Post Thu Aug 21st, 2008 05:14 pm | |
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| Nut'n A Coupla Paper Bags Couldn't Cure. Oh, And A Fifth Of Vodka.......Or Two
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Stoli
Orphie is a SBWLLHCE!!!!!!!!
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33rd Post Thu Aug 21st, 2008 05:14 pm | |
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CactusHopper wrote: Stoli wrote: CactusHopper wrote: Stoli wrote: CactusHopper wrote: Stoli wrote: Orphie wrote: I'd know the hands too Patsy! Those darn nails!
And guys guys guys...... get a grip.. Not everyone wakes up "pretty" in the morning.. In fact very few.
But.. plftttttttttt to Barbara!
My girlfriend hardly wears any makeup if any and is gorgeous when she wakes up in the morning.
Never been a fan of women that wear a ton of make up....I remember a girl I went home with in college and she went in the bathroom and took off her make up, she came out and I was like "hey where did the other girl go". False advertising.
You whore.......................LOL
I was in college man.......girl was a cheerleader, so her body made up for it BIG TIME
Excuse me.............Uppity whore..................LOL
I was an equal opportunity provider in college, soroity girls, cheer leaders (more then once, roommates that were on the squad), pom-pom girls, couple of hot little teacher's assistants (helped me pass a couple of classes), even my fair share of G.D.I's..............guess I was an uppity whore....LOL!!!!!
Excuse me.................Bragging uppity whore...................LOL
Not so much braggin as remembering.............I mean I am pretty much married now....granite she is 26 years old 115 lbs, a work out freak, and smokin hot, but who's braggin......LOL!!!!.....guess I am.
You know what they say.......Practice makes perfect.
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I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.
Mark Twain
Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has no heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.
Winston Churchill
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Stoli
Orphie is a SBWLLHCE!!!!!!!!
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34th Post Thu Aug 21st, 2008 05:15 pm | |
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Will wrote: Nut'n A Coupla Paper Bags Couldn't Cure. Oh, And A Fifth Of Vodka.......Or Two
You couldn't even drink her pretty, women is UGLY all day.
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I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.
Mark Twain
Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has no heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.
Winston Churchill
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Will
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35th Post Thu Aug 21st, 2008 05:22 pm | |
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Stoli wrote: Will wrote: Nut'n A Coupla Paper Bags Couldn't Cure. Oh, And A Fifth Of Vodka.......Or Two
You couldn't even drink her pretty, women is UGLY all day.
Vodka Is For The "Think'n About It". The Paper Bags Take Care Of The Rest. 
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