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 Posted: Thu Jul 2nd, 2009 05:27 pm
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Man Injured Circumcising
Himself
Updated: Wednesday, 01 Jul 2009, 7:30 PM CDT
Published : Wednesday, 01 Jul 2009, 2:35 PM CDT
  • By MIKE BRODY


(MYFOX NATIONAL) - A British man was rushed to the hospital Tuesday after trying to use nail clippers to circumcise himself, according to the Telegraph .

The man was taken to the Lister Hospital in Stevenage, Hertfordshire, where he had the wound cleaned and disinfected and was kept for observation.

"This is something we would advise men never to attempt," a medic told the Telegraph. "The results can be quite horrific and long-lasting and have quite an affect on a man's sexual performance.

"Using a pair of nail clippers must have caused excruciating pain, even if he had had a few drinks beforehand."

Physicians recommend only trained, experienced practitioners perform circumcisions.

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 Posted: Thu Jul 2nd, 2009 05:29 pm
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Did he have some of that old red gasoline standing by?

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 Posted: Thu Jul 2nd, 2009 05:59 pm
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NAIL CLIPPERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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 Posted: Thu Jul 2nd, 2009 06:04 pm
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I stopped reading at the headline.  It gave me the willies.  I'm not going to read the article. 

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 Posted: Thu Jul 2nd, 2009 09:58 pm
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MichaelH wrote:  willies??????????? :spit:



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 Posted: Thu Jul 2nd, 2009 10:01 pm
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We are short of Dentists here, so I have heard of people pulling out their own teeth. But this man has gone one better. (lol)



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 Posted: Thu Jul 2nd, 2009 11:51 pm
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must have a rush membership meeting for the local Jewish Temple. . .

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