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ORPHIE HAS TO TAKE HER CAR TO A MECHANIC
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 Posted: Thu Jul 2nd, 2009 06:21 pm
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 orphie's car wasn't running right; it was stuttering & sputtering so she pulled into a repair shop...

a little while later the mechanic came out and told her she was good to go..

orphie said "so what's the story"

mechanic said "just crap in the fuel pump"

orphie said "how often do i have to do THAT?"

 



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crap in the fuel pump....pee in the shower

you say tomato - she says Hard Mike's!!!!!



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 Orphie, you might want to let the car cool down first!  Don't want to burn your butt!

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 Stoli wrote: Orphie, you might want to let the car cool down first!  Don't want to burn your butt!

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Why did you bump this from July - is it rerun season?



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 Patsy wrote: Jami wrote: bump
Why did you bump this from July - is it rerun season?

Sometimes the best shows are older ones!

Oh......and I was not speaking of "older" due to Orphie.



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 Ryan wrote: Patsy wrote: Jami wrote: bump
Why did you bump this from July - is it rerun season?

Sometimes the best shows are older ones!

Oh......and I was not speaking of "older" due to Orphie.

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Patsy wrote: Jami wrote: bump
Why did you bump this from July - is it rerun season?

Sometimes the best shows are older ones!

Oh......and I was not speaking of "older" due to Orphie.


You are still a damn turd!!



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 Patsy wrote: Jami wrote: bump
Why did you bump this from July - is it rerun season?

Because Stoli and Kent were teasing me about squirrels and Orphie was getting too much enjoyment out of the attention being off of her that I had to bump some of thes old threads to get the attention back on her.   :smile:

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 Jami wrote: Patsy wrote: Jami wrote: bump
Why did you bump this from July - is it rerun season?

Because Stoli and Kent were teasing me about squirrels and Orphie was getting too much enjoyment out of the attention being off of her that I had to bump some of thes old threads to get the attention back on her.   :smile:

You're such a thoughtful friend! :five:



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 crackertoes wrote: Jami wrote: Patsy wrote: Jami wrote: bump
Why did you bump this from July - is it rerun season?

Because Stoli and Kent were teasing me about squirrels and Orphie was getting too much enjoyment out of the attention being off of her that I had to bump some of thes old threads to get the attention back on her.   :smile:

You're such a thoughtful friend! :five:
She's a lying dog!!!!!  I was most certainly enjoying the squirrelantics of the afternoon.. it made for many giggles..... I just don't get what wasn't funny about it to you...:hissley:



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 Orphie wrote: crackertoes wrote: Jami wrote: Patsy wrote: Jami wrote: bump
Why did you bump this from July - is it rerun season?

Because Stoli and Kent were teasing me about squirrels and Orphie was getting too much enjoyment out of the attention being off of her that I had to bump some of thes old threads to get the attention back on her.   :smile:

You're such a thoughtful friend! :five:
She's a lying dog!!!!!  I was most certainly enjoying the squirrelantics of the afternoon.. it made for many giggles..... I just don't get what wasn't funny about it to you...:hissley:
The clowns freaked me out and squirrels need lots of love! 



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